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A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
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An epidemic that swept most of North America and some of Europe on November 10th, 2009.
When Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was released there was a massive amount of high school and other students that did not attend school on November 10th and 11th (2009).
This was due to the urge to continuously play the newly released game for long amounts of time, with little to no rest.
Although the release has come and gone. It is not uncommon for someone from the ages of 12 to 18 to skip a day of school periodically to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. This is only lingering side effects of the Call of Duty Flu.
I can't hangout after school, I didn't go today because I had the Call of Duty Flu.
Mom, the only reason I didn't go to school was because I had the Call of Duty Flu!
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A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."
Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
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What is said when one is explaining to a black person why their school field trip to six flags was canceled.
kid1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHYS THE TRIP CANCELED???????
kid2: swine flu jigga
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Cheap bourbon and Nyquil, served lukewarm in a shot glass.
Last year I started feeling sick, so I took 3 Redneck Flu Shots. Woke up 4 days later in a puddle of my own drool. Felt great though.
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Alien Death influenza.
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a specific variety of influenza, named for its point of dissemination: contracted primarily from aliens attempting abduction of unwilling humans. Generally associated with malaise, runny nose, chest congestion, extreme exhaustion, and generalized homicidal and suicidal tendencies.
Stay away from Susan she has "Alien Death Flu" and may bite your head off and infect you with it.
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A Mike that would suck dick in jail for money- phrase was famously used on a New York native Michael Deron Jamille Banks Hollyfield
Mikes a flu flamming ass bitch
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