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a groupie.
The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.
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A two way radio device for short and long distance communication. There are many ham operators around the world and most ham radios are able to talk around the world depending on the solar and ionosphereic conditions. A license is required to operate these devices.
I was on my Ham Radio today and talked to a jerk in Russia.
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girl with fat legs and/or fat calves.
Wow, look at the ham hogs on her
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A slang term used for "watermellon" It is somewhat racist towards black people, implying that they cannot afford real ham, and that they have watermellon a lot.
Black Child: daddy can we please have ham for dinner
Black Man: sry sugar we cant afford a real ham. we'll have some watermellon and fried chicken instead. That stuffs baltimore ham!
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Being a stupid, fat person. Giving off annoying vibes and pissing off people around you. Originate from a girl who got chased around by dogs, and it was assumed that she had ham in her pocket. Packing ham. Thank the Harry Potter fandom.
Some people I met yesterday night were definately packing ham, as they pissed the hell out of me and my friends.
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Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.
Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.
Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.
Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.
Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."
Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.
Superintendant Chalmers: I see.
Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"
Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.
Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.
Principal Skinner: Yes
Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
shows Skinner the grill marks
Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.
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