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Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.

"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"

by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020


Tater Job

Proposing an idea as your own after copying the idea verbatim from another person's email/text/skyp

Me: You should put that into the location.rb file
You: Hey, I'll add that to location.rb
Me: Don't Tater Job me!

by taterjobber August 21, 2009


crumb job

Eating ass after the person has taken a shit and didnโ€™t thoroughly clean.

Aaron shit earlier and Brandi Gave him a crumb job after.

by Brycecreamman December 7, 2018


Gap Job

N.: The highly erotic and sexually stimulating act of licking your sexual partners goouch.

Dude, I got a crazy gap job last night. I just gave her a gap job, she was all up on my goouch.

by GapJobMaster67 June 15, 2011


Body Job

It is a term in erotic (usually animated) that has someone of smaller stature pleasure a penis big as or bigger than his/her by holding onto them and rub against it.

The submissive partner would rub his/her body against the penis' large stature with the partner's naked/clothed body. Licking the head of the gargantuan penis is also allowed in a 'bodyjob'.

A Bodyjob can happen by either a normal-sized person's penis being pleasured by a very small partner or a gargantuan partner being pleasured by a normal-sized person.

"That fairy may have been tiny, but damn, she started rubbing against my cock and licking my head till I came...it was like a...a...a "body job".

by Gentleman ChapNuts April 17, 2013


below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.

Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.

by A. Roy August 11, 2006

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Colosseum Job

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.

Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.

by cjredskin September 13, 2009

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