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ridiculously small joints that you always seem to burn ur fingers on
usually about .4g in it
Fuck i just burned my hand on that joe joint
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO EAT A SKUNT
The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.
Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .
a joint rolled with a kief surprise in the center
Want me to save this kief for the truffle joint?
The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.
"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."
A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.
Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...
"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous
"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You
The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.
"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"