Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.

Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)

Pony wave

When a guys underwear rides up on their penis and easily shows the penis

Hey Jordin I can see your pony wave

Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

Pony sexuality

This represents a type of animal role-playing, in which one participant acts like a horse or a pony by wearing eather straps or harnesses, and/or pulling a cart with the their partner playing the role of a rider, trainer or master.

I'm into horse roleplaying and harnesses, that means I have pony sexuality. Also, instead of daddy, I call you master ;) <3

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

Sink The Pony

To have sexual intercourse.

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.

pony slag

a pony slag is merely a witch faced bitch who hops around from penis to penis like she's riding a pony. can also be used with the words cunt bag interchangeably. for example "cunt slag."

this was started by initials DTW

"Who Mary slobbered his knobbie? that Pony slag is a cunt bag!"