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"Damn Jesse keeps sending me rando randys on Snapchat"
he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.
*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
Alex and randy are not really friends
Alex and randy are not really friends
When someone does something embarrassing.
Alexia: *spills milk on herself*
Makena: “Haha Alexia just pulled a randy!”
The color of lust and sexual thoughts described by slash supporters bent on making a statement regarding their addiction to Brian and Justin from the showtime series, Queer As Folk.
Jennifer engaged herself in some randy red the night she met Brian.
There's nothing like a randy red move to turn you on.
If she didn't learn the randy red, she'd never try the brian blue on a green gale evening.
Following out the act made by character Randy Marsh from Southpark in season 15, eps 4.
Example:
You get so mad at somthing or someone you feel the need to yell out jibberish before you attack
'Southpark quote'
Randy opens door and shouts: Vout den mor geerrr (or some sort of russian i dont know)
and follows up by a very violent Haymaker
Person 1: God what happened to you?
Person 2: i was singing justin bieber in the park and some guy ran at me screaming gibberish and gave me a Randy Haymaker
Person 1: nice
Just an old man living inside a high school band hall after talking about kissing his cat and liking it
Tim: Have you heard some random shite today.
Jim: I did, some old dude yelled that he liked kissing his cat or some shite!
Tim: Yep, that a classic Randy Taylor}.
Jim: Damn, mate.