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snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.

Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint

by bounty4lf July 9, 2015


pain snail

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened

Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”

by Brokenbarbie688 August 21, 2023


Improved Snail

When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.

"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."

by firerock1 May 26, 2020


snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.

First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"

by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011


brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< August 25, 2011


Snailed

When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.

The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.

by Form Cruncher June 18, 2021


Snailed

When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.

“She actually sat on his face man”

“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”

by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 9, 2022