wrote this while sounding

im writing this while sounding

jimbob : wrote this while sounding

Brian : JIMBOB WHAT THE FUCK

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

Laughing...but no sound comes out

When your laughing so hard, so no sound comes out and you just sit there laughing like a retarded seal

Laughing...but no sound comes out

That Sounded Better In My Head

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.

Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

to sound fat

engie from the successfull discord server of new russia made this funny quote, it means that something sounds fat.

that sounds
fat
(to sound fat)

missing bf sound

a sound someone makes whn theyre really gay and miss their bf sounds like nghhhhhhnhhghnnn

guy1: why is he making that sounds
guy2: hes jsut relly gay andd miss their bf so theyre making th missing bf sound
guy1: ah

sounded

when the girls eats your dick so good it leaves you speechless

“damn she had my sounded last night”