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spear hunting

Noun. The art of seducing unknown women with the intent of fornicating upon first meeting

Hey man I'm in a drought, let's go spear hunting for chicks tonight.

by Still.Eric February 20, 2017


Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 13, 2020


Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 25, 2008


Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020


spear fingered

When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.

Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.

by Brock1321 April 7, 2017


Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009


virtue speared

The action of humiliating, embarrassing, and otherwise making an individual feel small, with the use of facts, science, logic, and all other undeniable laws, anyone who virtue signals.

the woke fucktard was virtue speared in front of is own people after spouting ignorant nonesense.

by Monkey spear! April 9, 2021