Noun. The art of seducing unknown women with the intent of fornicating upon first meeting
Hey man I'm in a drought, let's go spear hunting for chicks tonight.
Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.
"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"
Or
"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"
Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.
Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"
Ochris: "Legal, obviously."
Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."
Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event
"what did Fabio do?"
"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"
"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"
When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.
Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.
It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.
I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.
The action of humiliating, embarrassing, and otherwise making an individual feel small, with the use of facts, science, logic, and all other undeniable laws, anyone who virtue signals.
the woke fucktard was virtue speared in front of is own people after spouting ignorant nonesense.