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The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed
I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.
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A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that
Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man
Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive
Some one who spends to much time on the internet
"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."
The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"
Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja