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When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!
When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape
i have anger issues. i towel graped.
The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.
Don't make me towel-shank you
Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.
Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.