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When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape
i have anger issues. i towel graped.
When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.
Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.
aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.
Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?
A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"
Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.
Me and you grandma got to use the hygenic towel today after work.