Spring Valley

Another corny "tuff ghetto" village in rockland, NY. Tha population heritage iz mostly Jewz and Haitians and MEXIKANZ aka swine flu in Haverstraw.. PPl over there think there tuff but there almost as soft as "HaviI" ppl. Wen u walk up in a store da clerck b sayin "bu buh buh!" in haitian langwidge dat wuld mean "Wudda u want." i think, ne wayz letz get on with tha Xample.. ohh and fuck da copz over there but in haverstraw itz eazier to steal a bike kuz 5 yr oldz own it lol wait dis iz about wing valley.

Brooklyn Nigga 1: Yo GL aka Lee letz stop by jersey camera ryt of Rte.59 spring valley nd steal some goodiez frm dat dumasS!
Brooklyn Nigga 2: JWill aka Jeremiah da kopz iz madd nozey nigga letz do dis at nyt.
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Nd da gurlz b ugly lol.
Brooklyn Nigga 2: I kno! but wuddis gotta do wiff robing da arabian dumbass??
Brooklyn Nigga 1: Kuz we cant show off infrunnov ugly bitchez.
Brooklyn Nigga 2:Ya gotta point lil nigga,by tha way facebook him jeremiah williams frm NY beyyotch!ohh maggie wut up

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seven valleys

a shoebox of a town in pennsylvania, filled to the brim with goat fucking rednecks.

"let's go down to seven valleys to count the flies that land on ol' bendy the bartender"

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death valley

A deadly place where wussus are slain by the syth of despair, where dragons with 5 foot talons roam the land.
the natives eat rocks and hot lava for breakfast.
black people cannot exist for there lack of everything
loose boxes are not permitted ie.feels like throwing a suasage down a hallway.

if you say something dumb you are instantly evaporated by the death valley watchdog.

hey mate i was in death valley today and a teradactal ripped my arms off, but it grew bak i love it when that happens

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valley gash

Younger women between the ages of 17 to 32 who live in the valley.

"Yo, Jimmy, where you been"?

"Well Seymore, I've been bustin valley gash all week!"

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Fountain Valley

A city in nothern orange county. Let me say that this city is the most boring out of all of orange county. There's practically nothing to do in FV. Bunch of Asians and Latinos live there overcrowding apartments. Snobby people, food from 35 years ago. Not to mention it's a lower class area. Boring and low class.

Abigail: So where do you live billy?
Billy: I live in Fountain Valley CA
Abigail: Oh ummm... isn't that the most boringest city in OC?
Billy: .....
Billy: Yeah I'm a boring and simple person with no class. Thanks for asking.

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Cache Valley

A suburb of Salt Lake City that is known for its' cheees and... well that about it, well actually it has the highest mormans per capita, oh! and we also have one of the worst colleges in the country Utah State University.

Artard: lets go to Cache Valley!
Pimp: nigga are you dumb? if we go to Cache Valley They'll convert us to Mormons and feed us stanky cheese

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lilly of the valley

a tight bit off pussy the whole village wants to fuck and pick the cherries off

that girl is a lilly of the valley

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