A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being
That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.
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Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.
I gave her the full family wagon bro!
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A flight attendant with a bad disposition.
Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.
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Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.
My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.
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Something which carries a lot of penis, such as the earth.
Good old earth, a banana wagon if Iโve ever seen one!
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Secret code word used to indicate you want to have sex with someone other than your wife.
Yo Amanda, are we scally wagon 3 later?
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A slang way of saying school bus.
Person #1: hey you still take the cheddar wagon?
Person #2: yeah I can't afford a car.
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