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the "time" when your grandma chases you around the house and screams tickletime. then finally catches your sorry ass, then pinning you down and tickling the shit out of you.
Grandma: hey jimmy you know what time it is?
Jimmy: what?
Grandma: Tickle time
Jimmy: FUCK!
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1. An act of racing against time or a deadline to establish how fast a certain goal can be covered or done.
2. A form of competition in which an athlete races against the clock to establish how fast he or she can cover a given distance.
NOTE: This is also the same thing as Time Trial.
1. I'm not going through a time attack on anything unless I'm sure I know what I'm doing.
2. Drag Racing involves going for a time attack.
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means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...
Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?
Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...
Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!
**Filipino Time**
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usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."
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1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow
1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month
2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month
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The time of day where birds go ape shit approximately at 4:02 am and allow no one to fucking sleep.
Man 1: "Don't owls stay up all night; so, does that mean that bird time is all the time!?"
Man 2: "Fuck..."
When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.