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A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?
Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY
Describes a powerful and beautiful person. Their confidence shakes the room, making other people uncomfortable. However, they are vulnerable and will do anything for the people they love
Tiny-winnet is coming to the party tonight yes?
Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."
Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"
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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."
"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.
Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!
A tiny Jid is a small creature native to Wymondham but has migrated to the West Midlands. You can find a Tiny Jid working in a massive fast food chain or attacking elderly civillians for drug money to fuel its massive drug addiction, normally a nocturnal creature, it can sometimes be seen during the day. Although this tiny skittish creature may look very pretty, approachable and harmless, DO NOT approach under any circumstances, for like the Honey badger, although this creature is small it is VERY violent and dangerous and will attack on site. A Tiny Jib can be identified by the look of disdain on its face, it's various changing hair colours and skittish nature. DO NOT APPROACH.
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TINY JID????
Guy 2: stay calm, keep your drugs in your pocket and eye contact maintained and back away slowly.
Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys