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A let loose of emotions which you have kept bottled up usally leading to an outbreak of violence.
"How are you doing today"
"Not good i just had my bottle overflow when i caught my wife cheating"
"That sucks what happened?"
"I broke her face!"
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An activity that mainly boys do to drive their parents nuts.
Mom: what are you doing?
Boy: Bottle flipping. (He lands it upright) Oh oh oh I did it!
Mom: please stop.
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I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.
I wish I had a bottle in front a me.
A shallow, uninteresting person.
I can't carry on a conversation with her for more than 5 minutes, because she's such a bottle cap.
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When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.
1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.
The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.
No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.
When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."
"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."
"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"
"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."
"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."
"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."