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pokemon card

the best thing EVER

bob:do you have a pokemon card steve:yes wanna trade

by bm88 February 28, 2022


Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2021


Ace of Cards

the best person out of a group

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed

by Uno Ace Cards May 20, 2021


M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 18, 2010


card whore

a person, primarily a woman, that is usually prude that sends everyone cards for birthdays or other ocassions. this woman usually has very large breasts.

"dude that girl says she doesnt want to bone but she keeps sending me cards every holiday"

"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"

"she must be a card whore!!"

by ssjumper89 November 20, 2009


trump card

A phrase used way too much in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Kaiba:Yugi! This is my trump card! Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon!

by Too-lazy-to-think-of-username March 4, 2017


Trump Card

Purposely infecting a person you strongly dislike with an infectious disease or virus, because they are derailing a structure in your life.

“Somebody on the White House stuff pulled a Trump Card of the president for not doing his job.”

by Whisk3yMonst3r October 9, 2020