cod liver oil

A seven-letter word: torture. It's usually forced by parents in order to have their kids get the vitamin A they need for them to grow. It instead tastes like urine when the liquid form is taken.

I was forced to take cod liver oil for a few years, and it was absolute torture. Thankfully I do not need to do this anymore.

Colorado Oil Slick

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.

Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.

Checked his oil

Remove his pants. Inserting one. Possibly two fingers into another mans anus, to show dominance.

Thunder threw woo woo bear on the ground and checked his oil!

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.

Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.

Palm Oil Daddy

Broker than broke ass dude

Fucking Dave, that fuckin' Palm Oil Daddy is broker than her Corn Syrup Daddy and still knocking on her panties.

japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel

On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

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Scandinavian oil change

The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.

I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.

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