After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.
"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"
When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.
Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.
Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.
Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.
A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption
I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet
Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.
I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.