the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.
He committed fork In toaster
a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities
ex. Subaru Forester
Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.
Words screamed by giant bitch boy while receiving a mildly
Painful tattoo
Yo tj got a tattoo yesterday and he was a massive cucumber toaster
Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse
Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment
This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.
That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here
This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee
When you cum inside a girl and then the cum comes outside through the vagina and it resembles the motion of the bread in a toaster.
Abdul: "Yo, yesterday me and this cute chick fucked and I finished with the Cum Toaster!"
Harry: "The Cum Toaster? I thought that technique was forbidden!?"
Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"