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What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!
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After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.
I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.
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Purposeful sexual contact with a family member.
I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister
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having an urge to shit and hold on
i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close
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Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.
Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa
My stomachs touching dude lets get some chick fil a
When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved
You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it