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a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.
"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"
The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.
Don't make me towel-shank you
Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.
Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.