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Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?
The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE
A smelly old ass holes who is a white male republican who support Donald Trump.
Oh my God, look at all of those trumpets over there.
A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
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Well well, Ducky Trumpet has some fishy ideas... like, FLIP DA TABLE!!!
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When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
aka "The lower load blower."
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !