tv turned off

same thing as getting your “snot box rocked” or getting your “curtains closed“

lil joseph was riding around on his bike & outta nowhere got his tv turned off.

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The old U Turn

When a man is heading down a womans body to give her oral pleasure and discovers a bad scent and starts making his way back up.

I was with this chick on Tuesday, kissing her stomach about to go down on her and smelled a stinky puss. I did the old U Turn, what else could I do?

2 o'clock turn

The 2 o'clock turn is an event that happens every day at 2 during the work week to avoid the midday slump. It's a time for you and your coworkers to take a break and do something funny, relaxing, or to wake up for the rest of the day. Basically take a break to recharge your brain! At Brewer's Lantern we like to take shots of Red Bull and go live on instagram or post stories and challenge others to turn as well!

We need to do the 2 o'clock turn before I fall asleep
Get the Red Bull ready... it's time for the 2 o'clock turn

turn a new nug

A cool phrase for marijuana users to say when trying to anger middle aged white women, especially Karens, who are against it.

Turning a new nug (nugget/nougat) to the fresher side when the top side is charred.

Chad: Sorry, I’ll try and turn a new nug- uh, leaf.
Karen: This is outrageous, I’m calling the police right now!
Chad: No ma’am, this is actually a chunk of cannabis leaves.

Burn N Turn

To "burnout" in a car while turning a corner. Making your tires screech and smoke while turning around a corner

Smokey:"We need to follow that guy bandit"

Bandit:"Hes turnig the corner, I'll get him"

Smokey:"Burn n turn"

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Turning In His Grave

A metaphor used to describe a dead person, meaning they would be very angry or upset about something (if they were alive)

“You did something so bad under his name, I bet Michael Jackson is turning in his grave”

“I’ll smack you so hard, your dad will start turning in his grave.”

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I'd turn around for that

... is a phrase stating that you feel something is worth your time and attention. The phrase stems from the concept of the popular television show The Voice, where judges had to turn their chairs around to express an interest in a particular singer.

me: Did you see the new girl?
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!

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