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any fan of twilight (preferably a girl) who flaunts her love of twilight like a 10 cent hooker.* although reasons for such whore status are unknown, some theories include:
~ to get attention
~ because her friends think its cool
~ because she has no life
*not to be confused with a TRUE twilighter.
Twilighter One: Ugh that girl has been wearing that Edward shirt for the past two months. Doesn't she shower?
Twilighter Two: Oh she's a twilight whore. Her and the others haven't showered since they first saw the movie.
Twilighter One: Is that healthy?
Twilighter Two: Not at all.
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A magnificently hard game that i stood 5 hours in line for, whilst obtaining the amazing Wii when it was released.
Not so nerdy guy: I can't get past this part!
Some guy who walked in: What part?
Not so nerdy guy: The part where i put this thing over into that box to push another box onto that switch to open that door!
Some guy who walked in: What the fuck game is that?!
Not so nerdy guy: Twilight Princess dumbiot.
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A Role Playing forum started in 2001 by negligent mother Mizukori, and her lover Ack. Since its creation, the forum has been through several server moves and layout changes. Of the most famous of these server moves, the often absent (so much so that members would assume that she was dead) Mizukori threw a fit among her staff, complaining that she couldn't code anything in vBulletin (the forum format they were using at the time). After taking a vote with her staff, she overrode their decision and moved the forum back to phpBB, losing many of the forum's faithful members.
During Mizukori's death-like leaves of absence, the other forum administrator Ack ran the show. Many of the old S*T members argue that Ack was the real spirit behind the site. They go so far as to call Mizukori the mother that left S*T on Ack's doorstep.
In recent times, Mizukori has been seen a bit more often around the forums, but is still nowhere near as influential as Ack.
Surreal Twilight uses a system that prevents random passersby from trolling and/or ruining role plays that they are not involved in. This system involves blocking all new members from the main RP areas until they have proven their skill in writing.
Members of S*T are often overzealous of their forum and its precious leaders.
Boy: "Hey, have you ever heard of Surreal Twilight?"
Girl: "Oh yeah, I used to RP there once."
Boy: "Oh? What made you stop?"
Girl: "The great Mizu PMS of 2005. I haven't bothered with it since then."
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A generally addicting and well written, but extremely cliche series by Stephanie Meyer.
The four books in order are: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. The saga has been a sensation amoung teenage girls.
Here is my run-down of the series:
Twilight: A plain and clumsy teenage girl named Bella moves to a small town called Forks were no plotline exists. There all the guys in town fall in love with our not so pretty protagonist(????)Anyways Bella meets the town hottie, Edward who (guess what) is a vampire. (But don't be misled, he's not allergic to garlic bread and dosn't spontaneosly combust when you put him in the sun.)In fact he has no fangs, sparkles, and can be seen in a mirror. Edward himself, who diets on animal blood, is quite lacking in personality for a hundred year old emortal. He is descirbed as being God-like and generally perfect. Oh yes, and aparently Bella smells yummy. In summary the first book is a lot of Edward saying "Stay away from me I'm a monster!" And Bella Saying "No I love you!"
New Moon: Edward leaves Bella for her "own good" so Bella turns emo. She begins to hang out with her friend Jacob who of course turns out to be a werewolf. Bella is extremely clingy and Jacob falls for her, but of course Bella can't live without Edward and rather then seeing a therapist, resorts to throwing herself off of cliffs. Edward beleiving she's dead, tries to get himself killed by the vampire mofia. In the end they become a couple again and no one dies.
Eclipse: Bella can't pick between Edward and Jacob, so the whole story becomes a sick love-triangle. Oh yes and some vampires want to kill Bella again so it becomes epic. Then Bella picks Edward, the end.
Breaking Dawn: Wow. So Edward and Bella get married, then they go to a private island and have oodles of sex, which resorts in torn up pillows and broken head boards. Then we find out Bella is pregnant with a rapidly growing mutant demon baby. Cute. So anyways the baby basically beats up Bella from the inside and drinks blood as a fetus. Then for several chapters Jacob takes over narration and complains a lot. Finally Bella gets a c-section that Edward performs with his teeth, and she becomes a vampire. And after it seems it can't become anymore disturbing Jacob imprints (falls in love) with the mutant baby named Renesmee. Long story short the vampire mofia wants to kill the baby which resorts in a very anti-climactic meeting. And the saga ends with Bella and Edward having more vampire sex. The end.
The books are so popular they have begun to make them into movies, and many teenage girls are swooning for the fictional character Edward. The Twilight saga has created a very large fandom.
The Twilight Saga is over-rated.
I love the Twilight Saga!
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A person who is scared of all things to do with Twilight
Javi is so twilight-phobic that he can't even hear the word "Twilight" without freaking out.
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The crazy shit that goes down after dark in the projects when the crackheads start creepin'.
"Dude let's get the fuck outta here. The twilight saga is beginning."
When a girl is impatient for a males private part. And she is very wet for that part.
Everybody might not be patient for that twilight cock