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Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

by Me_Iz_Here September 4, 2011

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Twitter-Shitter

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.

Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.

by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020


Twitter people

people who claim to be allies of the LGBT, but in reality, they are annoying, winging jerks, who dox, harass and send death threats to innocent people because they refused to obey their commands. They also love bigoteering when people call them out

person A: I support the trans community, but I can't agree with wanting to put every all child on puberty blockers
twitter people: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THEM, YOU CLEARLY HATE ALL TRANS PEOPLE, I WILL KILL YOU, enter person A's personal info in public
person B: wtf is wrong with you, person A just didn't agree with 1 thing

by A person tired of bullshit March 5, 2023


Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.

Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023


going Twitter

When someone gets offended over something that doesn't even include them or thinks that something as simple as a joke is targeted negatively at a specific group or minority.

Guy: Bro, she is straight up going Twitter on your ass.
Guy 2: All I did was tell a joke!

by Bytti January 27, 2021


Twitter Crash

When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.

Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.

Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.

I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!

by The JOJ October 7, 2012


Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022