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One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.
M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???
E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.
M-What a fat silly cunt...
E-I better run now...
M-May the force be with you.
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A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.
Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
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--reference to the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
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The period of time that a schticky "it" band is popular for, typically 1-3 months, or enough time to release an album and complete a worldwide tour. Think "fifteen minutes of fame," but for an indy rock band instead of a person.
Junior Senior? Who's that?
Oh, they're this Danish pop band that was popular for a vampire weekend back in 2003.
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A great and powerful whip wielded by the ancestors of the Belmont clan, starting with Leon, to defeat Dracula a.k.a. Matthais Cronqvist. The whip was given to Leon Belmont by Rinaldo Gandalfi in its original form of the Whip of Alchemy. It became the Vampire Killer after a ritual where Leon's betrothed (fiancee) Sarah Trantoul willingly sacrificed herself to give the whip more... err... vampire killing power.
The whip was used to kill Dracula (repeatedly), succubi, vampires (duh!), a whole lot of other nasties and Death itself.
The vampire killer is the closest the Dark ages came to Dakka(shootiness not weed), excepting actual projectile things
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A person who is extremely clingy during a relationship and sucks the life from their partner. An unhealthy obsession that can cause serious mental scarring.
That girl was vampire clingy, I forgot what living it up meant!
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