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Carolina is the hottest girl in the world she is the most guapa. If you ever search the word hot in google it will put you a picture of Carolina. If you ever fiind her in the streets you should get on your knees and start praying. She is THE hottest girl and will absolutely beat you at everything.
She is really dumb, but somehow manages to be top of her class.
She is very likely to become a billionaire, an actor, singer, supermodel, and the rich aunt who doesn’t has kids
Carolina says she will never have kids cause that’ll ruin her absolutely perfect and flawless body.
She can be a bit weird sometimes but overall she is awesome.
“I wanna be the best”
“Then you gotta be like Carolina Vega”
Very cool. Handsome. Astonishingly great. Can also just be luis.
Oh dude look over there, its luis vega.
When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.
Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?
Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
Derived from "What happens in Vegas , stays in Vegas. Except Herpes that shit comes back with you" along with Chickenpox being a very common virus most people have, creates a less threatening title for Genital Herpes.
Adult 1: I wanna fuuuuq you so bad right now bb...
Adult 2: Sweet but first I gotta let you know I have Vegas Chickenpox...
Adult 1: That doesn't sound very threatening! I have fun in Vegas! I won't press you for more information! Let's fuuuuq!
Adult 2: RADICAL!
A vegas bomb plus a splash of pineapple.
I drank a vegas sponge.
Where everyone is trying to steal your money, but in Vegas, it's legal.
The architecture is cool though
"I just went to Las Vegas to spend $13,000 on a chicken-based slot machine"
"I don't care but hey look at this Eiffel Tower"
Las vegas is when you do the joke and die
'Look! John did the las vegas! The motherfucker will die now"