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The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.
Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.
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Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.
Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad
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The act in which a group of LADS refrains from wanking throught the month that is November, closely followed by Danger Wank December
Timmy finally found a naked picture of Cheryl Cole before realising it was No Wank November...
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A device used to auto-masturbate an individual to climax. A combination of the words wanking - to masturbate, and machine - an automated device.
Usually describing a device for male use, wanking machines have been in use since the late second century BC. Archimedes} is thought to have designed a water-powered machine which he used to pleasure himself. Later examples have been found in medieval Arabia, where Suliman the Magnificent ownde one of the first horse-powered devices on record.
With the coming of the Industrial Revolution the Wanking Machine became a far more powerful contraption. Stevenson designed a steam-powered device that could auto-masturbate several gentlemen at one time. Emily Pankurst struck a blow for womens rights when she had the first electric dildo installed in her home. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was involved in a near disaster when the great Wanking Machine at Kew Gardens exploded and killed several users and injuring many bystanders. In modern times Wanking Machines have become smaller and more reliable, making use of advanced electronics to control rythym, pace, roll and grip.
Would you like to come round to my house next Saturday and try out my new Wanking Machine? It has 3 speed settings and an auto-wipe facility!
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The art and act of wanking in the shower, as you lean forward with your non-jerking arm against the wall of the shower, forming a "nazi salute", usually resting your head against said arm while you bash the bishop.
hitler wank
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Similar to a whipping boy, however a wank boy should be ready at a moment's notice to prepare any materials a man may need for self-pleasuring purposes. A wank boy is responsible for set-up and clean up. A wank boy organizes any necessary material, videos, pictures, magazines, lotions, tissues or any other specific items requested.
Oh "Wank Boy"!
Yes sir? I am on my way!
Please turn the page to girl-on-girl today.
Yes sir, right away sir!.
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The phantom jerk is performed when one is bored with casual conversation and wishes to cause a disturbance. Essentially, when the speaker enters an excessively boring stretch of context, the listener quickly makes a masturbating motion with one hand, never longer than one second in duration. Eye contact must be held, because the aim is to distract the speaker but appear to not have done anything. The follow-up must be perfect: remain emotionless, because otherwise the speaker will know what's up. They'll often ask what just happened, but the jerk-ee must deny all involvement.
Worker 1: Yeah, so at Tina's party last night, she got totally hammered, man. Afterwards we went to that new pub downtown, 'cause I heard they had some smashing sweet potato crisps, and-
Worker 2: *fapfapfap*
Worker 1: - some sort of new mixed dri.. What the fuck was that, mate?
Worker 2: What was what?
Worker 1: I could've sworn you just had a wank at me.
Worker 2: I haven't a clue what you're talking about. What're you implying? (Phantom wank successful.)
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