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When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.
when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.
Neoc4
Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies
One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.
I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today
When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole
Hey girl, lemme wax your starfish!
Wenis waxing is very important to substain a healthy strong wenis. You need to take part in this everyday if you want a great wenis. most people who wax their wenis have better wenis sex. you need to wax your wenis at least 15 times a day.
Jeff: Gena are you using that candle anymore?
Gena: No, why?
Jeff: I need wax to take part in Wenis Waxing, i ran out.
gena: Ok. Sure, you can have it.