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The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.
Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.
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The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!
Hey man, I just had Michelle's last weeks meatloaf! I swear I was drunk!
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The a girl's period, it gets its name cause its called "that week"
Rob: "look at John puking"
Jim: "John, whats wrong?"
John "Well it was dark, and I was in bed with Jen, and I went down to eat her, and she was having her fucking one week bleed!"
Rob/Jim: "FUCKING GROSS"
Rob "have my colt 45, you need it"
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During first week of the New Year, most people are enthusiastic about their resolutions. After this week, however, their zeal begins to dwindle, and soon they've forgotten all about their resolution. Thus instead of a New Year's resolution, it's a New Week's resolution, seeing as it only lasts a week.
Did you see the line of traffic for the gym?
It's just their New Week's resolutions.
I can't believe how many people in our neighborhood are recycling!
It'll end soon. It's New Week.
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It’s a week where any one can slap a boy or girls ass
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1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.
1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.
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From November 3rd to November 10th Is National Couples Week! Make sure you cuff them girls quick!
National Couples Week is coming up so get yourself a girl quick!