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She thought I would fall for all her nonsense, the dizzy witch!
A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.
They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
The worst card in clash royale, despite its legendary rarity. It produces bats every few seconds, wich are pretty much useless. No one likes night witch.
“Night witch is good”
“Oh yeah and the sky is green”
A woman who comes to your bed chambers in the nocturnal hours for a little creaky creaky
He says they’re not dating but you can see her leave in the morning. She’s been night witching him for a week.
An expression used to depict or describe someone who is as mean as a horrible witch.
This fucking witch ass bitch got me fucked up!
Fucking witch ass bitch, fuck off!
Fucking witch ass bitch!
A controlling, manipulative bitch who bullies her spouse using tactics such as threats, criticism, emasculation and blame to instill fear and guilt in him so he won’t leave her. She is jealous of her spouse’s friends, family and co-workers and will often isolate him from these people in order to ensure they can’t open his eyes to the true situation at hand.
Her spouse is often unhappy, but has been brainwashed by the abuse and is too fearful to stand up to her. It’s possible she practices dark magic.
“Did you know that Lil’ Witch put a microchip on Hank! She watches his movements while he’s at work and he gets in trouble if he talks to a female coworker.”
“I heard the Lil’ Witch makes him sit down to pee!”
Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
None of these things is any good on its own, It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.
2) Look for the nose-holes,Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy.
3) “The feet,” she said. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings
Take care out there and beware of Witches
Important survival guide on how to spot a witch