egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

droppin' the egg

1. Finally making a decision that needs to be made.
2. Ceasing to be a coward about a specific situation

Fuck it, I’m droppin' the egg and getting out of this town.
Dude, it’s time to drop the egg and ask her out.

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

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"the egg man"

this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.

"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""

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Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

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Egg Hunt

1.The act of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of impregnating your partner. When a couple actively tries to get pregnant. filled the basket
2. A traditional Easter holiday tradition. Grownups hide eggs from the "Easter Bunny" and children search/hunt for them.

Guy#1: I am so tired today.
Guy#2: Jeanna had you out late egg hunting again?
Guy#1: Yea, ,we've been trying for weeks now, but I think I finally filled the basket.

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bum eggs

is the waste matter from a living beings back passage:POO

"steal the bum eggs from the pan, much to the owners bemusement"

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