chauntell wolf

a tomboy girl who has a soul of a wolf ... likes moons and acts strong.
has a very kind heart but a strong mind .

also chauntell means Stone and said as (shawn-tell)

in other words a tone wolf

Damn why is she such a chauntell wolf?

she is such a chauntell wolf , i like her.

Wolf Day

Wolf day is celebrated on the 29th of December. It is when wolf people (mainly wolf girls) combine to make one army and bark all day. They team up to make a colony and mate possibly. On the 30th, the wolf colony will separate, but stay in contact and will keep in touch to combine again next year. Wolf Day Eve ( 28th of December) and even some days before the 28th, the wolf people will find more people to make this colony for this memorial celebration.

“Hey, it’s Wolf Day!”

“Oh, can I join your colony?”

“You already are in our colony if you are one of us.”

“Amazing! Let’s bark at out haters faces!”

“Great idea, Wolfie!”

Wolf Egg

Bad smelling fart

Did you just lay some wolf egg?

wolf tan

n. A very hairy chest.

That lumberjack has a wicked wolf tan.

Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

pulling a wolfe

Claiming (falsely) to have any contact with a human female without providing any evidence, or evidence that evaporates upon a Google reverse-image search

My friend claimed to have gotten laid this weekend and he even provided a picture, but I found out he was pulling a wolfe after I reverse-image searched it