Are You Experienced

Asking someone if they have ever tried Acid(LSD)
made popular by Jimi Hendrix.

Verse 1
If you can just get your mind together
Then come on across to me
We'll hold hands, and then we'll watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea

Chorus
But first, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 2
I know, I know you probably scream and cry
That your little world won't let you go
But who in your measly little world
Are you trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and, eh, can't be sold

Chorus
So uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 3
Let me prove to you
Trumpets and violins I can hear in distance
I think they're calling our names
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will (haha)
If you just take hold of my hand

Chorus
Oh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

No thank you

Fuck off!

Would you like to upgrade your services with us today?

No thank you.

Can you spare some change?
No thank you.

Would you like to go to a Nickelback concert with me?
No thank you.

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put you on

When you introduce something to someone and get them interested in it, and then take credit for their new interest or behavior.

Dude 1: "Dude, ever since you played that song Dynamite in the car, I've been super into BTS and Girl's Generation."
Dude 2: "I put you on kpop!"

Dude 1: "Ever since I saw you do it, I really like toasting my bread separately when reheating my leftover sandwich. I do it all the time now, it tastes so much better."
Dude 2: "I put you on that!"

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Missing You

no matter what turns life takes, no matter how much time has passed, missing someone doesn't change anything. It's a statement with no expectation. Nothing else. Just know you are loved.

When all is silent, I'm Missing You

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YOU SCOOZY

A term occasionally used by TikToker @bizbtw when basically calling someone a dumbass.

Bizbtw: Shut your ass up, YOU SCOOZY!

shush you

Used to sarcastically tell someone to shut up. Generally used while working on the computer while messanger is active.

AOLer1: hey what's up
AOLer2: shush you

spot you

Someone will pay for you then you pay them back later

Kc: “Dayum, I forgot my wallet”
Jose: “No worries I’ll spot you”