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Slang for Hands, used in a flexing way to bragged about your latest or current designer cops
five ring flex on my glove zone
If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"
"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
The biggest level of simp achievable for man kind
"He has reached the levi zone"
When your crush turns you down because "she's gay", being unable to come up with a better excuse.
"Dude how about you get off that Valorant shit and get your ass to the gym, you've been gay zoned like thrice now."
Like the friend zone, but even worse. You are in this zone when there is uncertainty as to what will happen (e.g. when you send a risky text to a girl and you are waiting for a response).
I was in the ambiguity zone for fourteen straight hours! It was hell! I hardly slept!
Named after the character in popular television show, How I Met Your Mother, this is a zone in romantic engagements where one end has severely messed things up, but managed to regrow the relationship into a healthy friendship with some romantic possibilities.
I fucked things up with her man, now I just want to get her into the Robin Zone...
The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!