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An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub
Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
When someone cums even b4 penatration of the vagina
This usually happens when the penis is getting played with
Escobar u came and you didn't even stick it in yet " it was a oops cum"
When a woman's promiscuity creates a series of volitale drama also referred to as a "Hot Mess"
Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.
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When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra
Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere
When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.
“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”
“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”
Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.
"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"