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A katan who dedicated herself to be a hoe and buy very expensive jewlry things that get paided by her unknowing boyfriend or husband.
P1: Have you seen Katan yesterday?
P2: No, that bitch is a Bo the new hoe now! I unfriended her instantly.
When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.
Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world
"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"
The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around
Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!
No way you are insane how did you find one??
When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”