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Patel kids

It is like Cosby kids but they smell shitty too.

I dropped the Patel kids off at the pool

by SuckDiep December 25, 2019


Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.

You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025


00s kid

00s kids spent most of their childhood in 2000-09 (born approx. 1995-2001). 00s kids were alive when 9/11 happened but most were too young to remember it, and they graduated high school before COVID.

This is the Drake and Josh, High School Musical, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc. generation

Alyssa was born in 1998. She's an 00s kid.

by ars1998 June 15, 2022


kid._.from._.nowhere

An awesome ass tiktoker that likes homestuck which is a little scary but it’s okay. Xe have a cool ass haircut and make great cakes.

“Omg I love Neil Cicierega!”

“No- what have you done-“

“What”

“ kid._.from._.nowhere is coming... hide while you can *crying*”

I’m so sorry idk what this is ❤️

by antialexclub March 16, 2021


kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor December 21, 2017


Fuck Kids

Step kids, your boyfriend/girlfriends kids; that try their best to annoy or bother you nonstop

The other day the fuck kids drank all my soda.

by ShellyandAlex February 12, 2023


Sigma kid

A 10 year old kid in youtube shorts that is usually homophobic or sometimes even sexist. They start gender wars and they use "🗿🍷" way too goddamn much. Overall they are annoying people.

Sigma kid : I miss the days when a rainbow was just a rainbow 🗿🍷

Person 1 : Shut the fuck up kid

by Mr. Peter Griffin February 14, 2024