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Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant
Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.
Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.
When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.
God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning
mass hysteria of hispanics and latinos immigrating; infesting our nation. used by racist cops
Los Angeles is a city with a Level Delta Code Brown, thanks to the fact California is near the border
An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.
I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.
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when a girl is anally riding u cowgirl style and she farts and shits on your dick and then she slides off and uses her shit as lube as she gives you a footjob and then wipes it all over your chest
that bitch gave me the brown eel last night and i almost had to wife her
When you take a girl to pound town in the butt hole.
She's on her period so I'm gonna have to take her to town brown tonight.