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Cummed

Cumming yourself by mistake (Sperm , Semen) Accidentally Spreading and bathing your Dick with Cum

Other Word : (Wet , Covered , Sweaty , Slimy , Leaked , goo )

Person 1: Hello Dude! i had a good dream today!

Person 2: Same 😏 , Also my dream was very very sexy and i got so horny that Accidentaly Cummed myself

Person 1: Holy shit! what the fu-

Person 3: 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸

by UnfunnyGuyy February 28, 2023


Cummed

My EX used to say “you cummed” “Did you cummed” and that would drive me insane cuz, how am i suppose to explain that even if you wanna use Cummed it won’t be possible with Did…
He thought that Cum, Came, Cummed

It’s Cum or Came Cummed is just WRONGGG!

Did you Cummed!

by Blurryfaceangel January 26, 2025


Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021


Slut Cum

The female aftermath of hours of sexual activities and arousal

She had to shower to rinse off the slut cum

by DarkMasterpiece August 27, 2022


Cum scorn

Resting bitch face after you cum

Gen, I had such a proper cum scorn on me it wasn't even funny. Not even a ha ha

Hiberno - English, Dundalk slang

by Nic Moloney December 28, 2022


Cum guzzling skank whore

A female thing that sexts 50+ dudes and calls them all baby. She will fuck them in less than 3 days 7 tops. Most likely known under other names as well.

That's the cum guzzling skank whore from the fair trying for baby number four.

Slut, skank, hoe, whore, dirty, nasty, cum guzzling slut

by Whoresihate August 15, 2016


Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 21, 2023