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1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
The time for being queer, often during ones puberty.
Matt is on his queer time because he is going through puberty.
When, you get pulled over by the police, and end up in jail that night. It only takes one time!
or when you happen to pull a girl and get her in the shack sack for a lay back tap tap. also known as a one night stand.
example 1. hey man did you hear about Nasi? no what? He got shackie one timed, for not having the set tags! He also had that snap crackle and pop, in his trunk.
example 2. So what happend last night with you and that blondie? man you don't want to know. did you shackie one time that?
If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance
Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time
(Both break out into dance)
A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown
"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"
The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.
The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.