when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
To be an ass monkey is to be or act totally stupid. This includes people who are total idiots.
Hilbert: Nate's such an ass monkey.
Hilda: I know right?
If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas
A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘