Red Vines

A horrible Twizzler clone that tastes like bathroom cleaner and has the consistency of rubber.

"Did you hear about the guy who made a rope out of Red Vines?"

Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.

When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."

epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.

Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"

Red Toed Lollipop

When a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her vagina and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red.

Yo dude, last night I performed the Red Toed Lollipop on my GF.

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red wine supernova

an amazing chappell roan song ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷

🍷”I’m a lesbian, of course I listen to Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan.”🍷

red wine supernova

'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup

Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.

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the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"