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The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.
Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.
An obscure facial expression where the lips move in opposite directions and the head is cocked to one side. Most often made by Manta.
a cat the is genetically a cat but disguised as a chicken so he can fuck many little boys and feast off the shit of cows the get fucking shot by a farmer and fly up into the sky as a ghost screaming racial slurs at the top of his lungs like "nigger jew cunt butter"
The local tip cat. Ready to scrap anything and everything that enters the tip.
Preferably ginger.
Used to describe an angry little mate.
Fuck me, whose the tip cat fighting now!?
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.
I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.
When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.
*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.
Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?