That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.
Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.
I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen
A universal world meaning anything in the world o Drmicloves world
They always trying fo thick cat me out of my nice things
A cat that is obsessed with a little red dot. She meows loudly in the morning and always needs attention. She usually refuses to leave the room unless you either carry her out or make her chase the red dot out. Also had her own Netflix account.
Stripey cat is under the bed again. Where’s the laser?
What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way
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