a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.
matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass
An erection covered in menstrual blood.
"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."
The ability to make plants die.
The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.
Blood on foreskin causing a blood ring around the penis.
Dude i went the to bathroom after period sex and got the Red Ring!
(Dublin Slang) A person known to be highly involved in crime who carries out their criminality without subtlety or discretion. It can also refer to an area being survelied by police or with police activity
I'm not ringing him for a bag, he's a redhot. I'm not meeting him there, it's red hot
Something that is suspicious or could get you into trouble
I went to get on and they said to just walk straight in, I said nah that’s red hot
The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.
Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.
She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!
Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*
*both of them got hit by a train.*