A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event
"Dude, look! A ghost!"
"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"
What you say to greet the homies
Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?
An amazing person who likes makoto!
Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!
A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away
Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again
Guy 1: *prevents falling over by stepping over a banana*
Guy 2: what a dude
what's going on?/what's the deal?
jacob: yo I just confessed to my crush
eden: oh shit! what's it gonna be? do they like you back?
jacob: hell no
what the is when you look at something, and think: what is this ._. why, you could have got better
Friend: *picture of on purposely getting beidou instead of raiden*
you: what the-