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A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.
Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.
Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
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what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."
That is "pot calling the kettle black"
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you use it when you are in love with someone and/or want to show your appreciation for them
her: *sends a black heart emoji*
them: wow...she sent the black heart emoji, she actually really loves me...
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The blacker - the cooler
The whiter - the less cool
Based on the Theorem that black is the coolest
'Matt you look so black in 'dat jumpsuit , dawg ! '
' Word ! '
Vauxall corsa , the whitest cars around ( according to the black to white scale )
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Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness
I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.
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This is a variation of the Danny Glover and the Donkey Punch. The man must get his member good and dirty with feces while anally plugging his partner. He must pull out and whip her ass with his shit covered cock. This makes her ass black like a black horse and you have now whipped her like a race horse jockey would. After her buttocks are good and black the man re-inserts his member into anus. When he is close to climax he pulls the ole Donkey Punch by punching her in the back of the head.
Ben knew he was never going to see that fat assed volleyball player again after last night so he wanted to have some shits and giggles so he Black Stallion Donkey Punch her yankee bitch ass.
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YoU aTtAcKeD tHe VeRy CoRe Of My BeInG!!!
Yeah, there's a name for that. It's called Black Star: Big Wave
Magic Hitler & Narcissistic Superman *Exchanging blows*
Magic Hitler "Katon: Plagiarism Fiyah!!"
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Narcissistic Superman 😫😫😫 *Afterimage dissipates*
Magic Hitler 🤨 *Looks around confused*
Narcissistic Superman *From behind* "BLACK STAR: BIG WAVE!!!"
Magic Hitler "UUUGGHHH!!! 😫😫😫 You... You attacked the very core of my being!"
Narcissistic Superman "Don't beat yourself about it. Even a God couldn't defeat a big man such as myself." 😁
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