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When your having sex with a condom, but pull out, just in case.
Damn...I almost got Christina pregnant last night, good thing I did the Double Schmoove
another word for awesome or amazing.
I had a double diddely day! (gay right?)...but it works!
when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.
our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.
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why don't your understand?
flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can
An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless
“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”
When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it
James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
When your girl gets it in the vage and anus
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong